Sasquatch Greenhouses

Deep in California’s Redwood Forest dwells the most sought after set of green thumbs of all time — Sasquatch!

That’s right, Mother Nature’s hairy homeboy hasn’t been in hiding all these years. He’s been busy making soil. Which makes perfect sense when you think about it. Sasquatch has spent his entire life laying low in the woods. So he knows firsthand what kinds of natural, organic goodness makes plants grow best. Purveyor of all things dirty, protector of all things planty, Sasquatch seeks to restore peace between plant and man, one bountiful harvest at a time.