AFS Maryland

Maryland medical marijuana processor AFS has quickly become one of your Gentleman's favorite brands due to their consistently beautiful, stable shatter. In fact, I liked their Ghost OG that was recently on sale so much ($80 for 1 gram at several dispensaries. Yes, that pricing constitutes a sale. Sigh) that I accidentally bought it twice. Oops. AFS stands for Arizona Facilities Supply, which is super boring. It sounds like they make off-brand, warehouse-grade paper towels, not sexy, sexy shatter. Yes, I'm pretty sure I got some wires crossed between girls and weed during puberty, but there's nothing to be done about it at this point, is there? Anyway, I'm sure you noticed the Arizona part. Nothing gets by you, eh? Yes, AFS is headquartered, and has a medical marijuana dispensary of their own, out in AZ. I love Arizona. I used to live there, for a couple short, completely fucked up months when I was eighteen. There was this girl that had just started dating my new friend Bill, right? And we were all in the front seat of his Impala dropping her off at the community college when they started making out, but then she reached over and started grabbing my crotch. I was kinda stunned, cuz of course I was, and when Bill noticed, he asked her to get out of the car, then halfway through a dead quiet ride home, threatened to leave me in the desert. True story, folks, and that's only one of, like...four, I have from Arizona. At least. Man, what a trip. Oh, this has nothing to do with the review. I just wanted you to know what a prudish dick Bill was. Right? And now I feel better. Shall we do a review, or whatever?